February 2012
14 posts
1 tag
I gotta PHD
Pretty Huge Dick, YOLO. Jk It’s a PSD.
Shoutout Video?
Who wants one?
So I heard.
You wanted to talk to me? Oh haayayayaya.
http://carlos-narte.tumblr.com/ask
Kids 12 & under.
Kids now: “Oh hey guys, I got an Iphone/Ipad/a girlfriend. FUCK WIT ME.”
When I was that age I’d be lucky to get a happy meal from McDonalds. If I was super good, I’d get a new pokemon game.
"You should date her/him"
When people tell you to date certain people. I get it if you like them but not if you barely know them. I don’t want to go around dating people I don’t know. I actually want the feelings to be there.
Thinking about you.
carlos-narte:
When you can’t stop thinking about that special someone. They have you smiling like an idiot. Sometimes you try to stop but can’t. They are just that amazing.
Hugs.
Those hugs when they mean something. Not like the really awkward fast one but the long one. Yeah I miss that.
January 2012
8 posts
Getting led on.
It happens to everybody. Some of us, we’re used to it. Then everyone else just get tired of it and give up on relationships.
When I get married
I want to make sure they’re the one. Someone who’ll support and love me till the end. Someone who I can trust. Not someone who just wants me for my money or anything like that.
Liking someone.
carlos-narte:
So complicated. They can either like you back or like someone else. And sometimes you’re too scared to ask, and hear the answer you don’t want to hear so you just wait. If you wait too long, you regret it.
didnt think itd get this much..
Please don't give up.
carlos-narte:
Never give up. Fight through the end. If you lose, you lose. You can say you lost trying, instead of giving up. Please don’t give up on me. I’m trying.
If homework was more attractive.
I’d do it everyday.
"You're Gay"
Dude Im as straight as the pole your mom rides on for me everynight.
I'm spending new years.
In a blanket and bed. Amazing right
December 2011
10 posts
"You're such a slut"
ayoitscarlosss:
When girls have rarely any clothes on their called sluts? How bout guys? Cuz I must be a damn man whore then if that’s the case.
Keep calm
ayoitscarlosss:
And shut the fuck up. Those “keep calm” things are getting ridiculous. If someone was breaking into your house, you wouldnt keep calm and dance would you? No.
"You're as cute as a button"
ayoitscarlosss:
Uhm last time i checked, buttons are ugly and boring. The fuck?
While people kiss
ayoitscarlosss:
Under the mistletoe, I’ll be over in the dining room getting it on with the food.
I miss.
The feeling of holding hands, hugging someone, kissing, etc.
Just another guy.
Sometimes that’s the reason why I rarely date anymore. I don’t want to be just another guy. I want to mean something.
You're on my wish list.
ayoitscarlosss:
But sadly it’s not the same on yours.
When people post things from tumblr.
ayoitscarlosss:
on facebook. I applaud you on your originality.
November 2011
8 posts
Should I give up?
ayoitscarlosss:
I dont want to, but I feel as if i should.
You don't need people to tell you.
ayoitscarlosss:
You’re beautiful. Everyone is, in their own way. Someone might not see it, but another would.
Cuddle Season.
thugnaciousmaila:
ayoitscarlosss:
While you got each other. I got me, my pillow, and my blanket. Whussgood bruh?
don’t forget about food. food is my bestfriend, my boyfriend, my girlfriend, cuddle buddy.
11/11/11?
ayoitscarlosss:
Thats the day when my blankets/pillows/bed and I get extremely freaky.
When someone.
ayoitscarlosss:
touches your ass accidently.
October 2011
7 posts
If being shy was a job.
ayoitscarlosss:
Id be pretty darn good at it.
Those girls.
ayoitscarlosss:
Who take relationships seriously. Where you at?
"Mistletoe kisses"
ayoitscarlosss:
I swear, there better be a mistletoe over my dinner table on Christmas because me and the food… were gonna make love. It’s gonna get messy.
Breakdance kissing photos
What if there was like an epic fail and like the guy lands of his girlfriend. That be horrible. just kidding. Id laugh helluh hard.
Taking things for granted.
We all take everthing for granted, even the simplest things. Relationships/shelter/food/etc. I know I do. You must be perfect if you don’t.
"October be good to me"
October won’t do shit to you. Calm down guys.
Dear cute girls every where.
Why you no notice me :/ ?
September 2011
14 posts
"I'm Horny"
Bitch! keep that shit to yourself! Nobody asked!.
"I wanna . . "
ayoitscarlosss:
“I wanna boyfriend/girlfriend. I wanna be in a relationship.” etc.
I wanna double Big Mac. We all can’t win.